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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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The arrival of the large blue French cock on the North plinth at Trafalgar Square has not been greeted with unanimous approval from all the European leaders.

In Brussels, Silvio Berlusconi paying a flying visit to have his shoe heels raised, grabbed hold of a UK Minister at a committee meeting.

"Why did you a choose-a to putta Frenchie Cockie in Trafalgar Square?", he demanded.
"If you want to surprise the visitors you can stick-a my Mortadella on the plinth eh"

Boris Johnslob, Mayor of London replied "We wanted something different for people to see in Trafalgar Square, and most of the females in Europe have already seen Silvio's Mortadella"

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