Bristol - (Thin Crust News): Topped for her twelve-inch mozzarella, tomato 'n' pesto tv dinner and two small bottles of White Lightning?
Police said today the Bristol architect's senseless death may have been caused by a deranged pizza mugger.
A raft of postmortem tests has found no sign of the vegetarian meal which cruel hoaxers' letters to the Bristol Ram pub dubbed as being stuffed with a lethal 'topping'.
"Jo must have died hungry, albeit tipsy, given her pleasant evening out with friends," a pathology department source commented today.
CCTV imagery has confirmed Ms Yeates leaving the local offie carrying the cook/chill dinner and two bottles.
Just why these items should be missing from her flat must surely be the pivotal Sherlock Holmes clues to solving her needless, tragic death.
A Crimebotch tv reconstruction next week will hopefully nail the bastard(s) behind this crime.