London - (Social Slimers): The Palace is refusing to rubbish sordid mother/son rumors circling like vultures over some juicy carry-on (sic).
But Camilla Fucker-Proles's DNA is all over Mr 'Not F***ing Royalty' Speaker's genetic profile.
In a hideous I-told-you-so blow to Westminster Illuminati last week's House of Commons brouhaha saw poison dwarf Bercow pull rank like a frightened little royal glove puppet.
"Yeah, but just whose hand is up his arse?" worried colleagues have demanded as Camilla's filthy past reared its ugly head once again.
The woman - whose only legitimate marriage is to ex-UK Prime Monster John Major - knows no shame at Bercow's 1963 whelping, publicly spun as a nice, genuine North London Jewish nativity.
How her evil shortarse bastard slimed his way up to the top of the Palace of Westmonster is no mystery.
Annual checks to Mossad are expected to continue for at least another 20 years.