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Sunday, 16 January 2011

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A gay man has ended up in hospital after an innocent game of Operation went horribly wrong.

Larry Sabu, 20, was indulging in the popular table-top children's game with some 'young' associates when he accidentally stumbled.

"I was holding the tweezers used to remove plastic body parts from the board game at the time when I was thrown off balance and ended up shoving something up it's arse", Larry said.

The game's electronic buzzer went bonkers as Larry thrust the object as far as it could possibly go.

The local fire brigade were called and had to use two whole jars of petroleum jelly to remove Larry from the arse.

"I was covered in KY Jelly at the end...but it was nevertheless an enjoyable experience".

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