A court case involving the alleged misdemeanours of Tory Cabinet members has ended in a shambles as the chief witness turned out to be an MI5 spy!
Gloria Honeybunch who joined the Kensignton Tory faithful in March helped boost several Conservative candidates before the election and celebrated victory with them. However all the time she was reporting back to MI5 on claims Tories were making for expenses and about deals with foreign governments. She even passed on inside information from various committees.
After Gloria 'went native' and began to believe the extraordinary ideas perpetrated by the Conservative Party she revealed to the Court in a shock statement that she was ashamed to admit that she had obtained some of her information whilst lying naked in bed screwing the truth out of her victims.
Judge Proudcock, aroused by her testimony, declared the case against the Tory MP's could not continue and he questioned the motives of MI5 (long known to have had Communist sympathies)in infiltrating the dealings of a questionable but legal organisation.
Gloria Honeybunch was last seen disappearing into the offices of the 'News of the World' carrying several mobile phones.