Cock of the north or a cock and bull story, it's all about Cocky Cameron and it's blue!
What could be more British than a cockerel? Erm, a bulldog or even an Aberdeen Angus bull would seem appropriate. But, no, some daft eedjit has decided to have a massive Blue Cockerel stand guard over Trafalgar Square (and it's to be made in wait for it, Germany).
True, blue Conservatives and Little Englanders all over the Home Counties are choking on their morning tea. Northerners can't swallow their butties while scanning page three.
A damn, French, cock a doodle doo, built in Germany, would seem to take the proverbial pissoir out of the millions who don't even want to acknowledge the existence of the EC, France, Germany or the Euro!
Does it mean the British are all cocks? Are we not a bulldog breed at least? The final word must go to two right c***s - and that doesn't spell cock.
The Mayor of London, thinks it will be a colourful, addition to the greyness of Trafalgar Square. Plus, it's blue and in an election year we Tories for Mayor need all the help we can get.
Cocky Cameron, wants the Blue Cockerel as a warning to anyone who might want to challenge him. "Like me," he says, "it will bite your a*** off. I'm cock of this 'ere walk, so don't get cocky, Balls, get yourself a real pair."
Cleggers likes the cock but would prefer the colour to be more natural.