Written by Nae mair crap
Print this

Thursday, 13 January 2011

image for Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"
take your best shot guys

John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips.

A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tory knives have been out for Bercow.

Famously, Speaker Bercow, told the Tory Chief Whip to stop complaining and censured the Tory PM, Flashman, the bully, Cameron in front of the whole house and the world. Call me Dave, cursed under her breath, you bastard, and was left to eat bucketloads of humble pie.

Bercow takes no shit from any of them. He is THE Speaker, the head honcho, he who must be obeyed. He will not go the way of his predecessor, Mr Michael Martin, who became the first Speaker in hundreds of years to be removed, by the treacherous hand of none other than the LibDem, loser in chief, Nick the Liar.

Then, the pompous, overbearing and self important Chair of the Tory backbench 1922 committee, Mark Pritchard, MP asks, today, in a fit of peak, of Speaker Bercow, "Do you think you are fucking royalty?"

More royalty than you will ever be Mark.

The Tories boys have Bercow in their crosshairs tonight. They are toy soldiers all firing blanks.

Make Nae mair crap's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

9 21 2 5
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more