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Thursday, 13 January 2011

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Motherf****r of all Parliaments row

London - (Reuterus & Royal Ass): Is House of Commons Speaker John Bercow 'up the Palace's arse?'

The filthy row exploded over reports of Bercow 'being in bed with Prince William' following Tuesday's vote on sovereignty.

Deputy chair of the 1922 Committee Mark Pritchard today accused him of 'screwing over' Tory backbenchers' while fawning on the faux House of Windsor.

"Bercow is bending over backwards, as usual," news sources commented after hearing about the sordid rumpus.

The row comes amid accusations of rampant brown-nosing in the House where Bercow struts his stuff like a peacock on acid.

Pritchard is said to be livid at Bercow pulling rank in a blatant Commons cover-up about bribery and corruption.

And his throwaway 'acting like fucking royalty' one-liner is set to become a YouBoob! smash hit.

Nick Clegg is 69.

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