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Thursday, 13 January 2011

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Can you keep it down?

A cinema has had to put up a warning sign after film fans passed out when they watched gory scenes in Danny Boyle's 127 Hours.

The film tells the story of Aaron Alston who amputated his own arm when he was trapped by a boulder for five days.

But an ambulance was called to Cinema City in Norwich at the weekend when two women collapsed. The screening was cancelled.

Our East Anglia correspondent spoke to Tracy Dense, a member of the audience he found throwing up in the cinema car park.

"Well, I've been reading about this film for weeks now - it's been in all the magazines and papers.

"I knew it was about a guy who cut off his own arm. But I was suprised it contained scenes of a guy cutting off his own arm."

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