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Monday, 10 January 2011

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This latest Palace scam is the icing on the royal cake

London - (Ponzi Scammers): His £1.5 billion Qatari rake-off from the sale of Harrabs is the source of a £100 million blood money pay off for Princess Diana's DUI death.

Draconian injunctions taken out by the Queen late last year now gag any reference to the 'insurance' compensation, split 50-50 between Princes William and Harry.

"Officially the transaction doesn't exist," a Royal Protection Racket source explained today.

"The Queen has bent over backwards to hide this scam and has used spurious ancient priviledges to hide the perfidity."

Diana died in a Ritz Hotel car driven by drunk-as-a-skunk Fayed employee Henri Paul.

French insurers steadfastly refused to shell out because of Paul's proven hystery of intoxication.

This left the door wide open for the Palace to sue Mohammed Fayed - after successfully disproving murder conspiracies in a highly controversial royal inquest.

Just a few sticking points now remain, mostly Serious Fraud Orifice concerns about the entire nuptial scam.

Firstly, Mohammed Fayed's alleged ownership of the Knightsbridge store 'is pure, criminal fantasy'.

Then Qatari Shaikha Mozzad - whose husband's company bought the store - is Prince Philip's bastard daughter.

And neither 'William' nor 'Harry' are Diana's children but shoo-in doppelgangers who replaced the youngsters murdered by Prince Charles.

Palace sources remain confident that the scam will never be outed because they have William's half brother David Cameron sitting pretty in No 10, smoothing out any cracks that might appear ahead of the April wedding.

Cherry Bush and Bill Clinton are feckless Kate Fiddleton's birth parents.

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