NATION OF LONDON - The entire nine million population of London agreed that there is nothing beyond county of Greater London borders.
"Uhh, well, uuh..." said Boris Johnson, president of London, "it is paramount that there is uhh... nothing, outside of, the borders of London. There is, just, wasteland, that just, is an, extention of London land."
As London houses all of the media and administrative needs of the nation, there is no way that the other counties and cities beyond the city limit are needed. Effective today, No. 10 will divert the entire budget of everything to London.
"As part of Big Society," said Cameron, "there will be no other Societies apart from London. And the ones in the crappy SimCity: Societies game."
Many people who were not Londoners were pretty content with the changes stating, "that we won't get the shitty douchebags and the immigration problems."