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Thursday, 6 January 2011

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Mob on way to Braggs

Billy Bragg, musician, song writer and political activist is being driven out of his £1.5 million mansion by an angry mob who claims he is assembling a monster using the limbs of dead people.

The Police are currently lining a safe route for the angry mob who are said to be carrying burning torches, pitchforks and muskets and all intent on moving Bragg on.

One protester said: 'We know what Braggs up to because Tom Nut saw him at the local grave yard last month no doubt on the rob for cadavers.' Another angry person said: We've seen lightening and all sorts flying around that house and that hunchback that does his shopping is very shifty.'

Bragg said: 'Its all just superstition and small talk from local townsfolk. Egor just helps me with the shopping from time to time and I like grave stone rubbing that's all.'

A Police spokesperson said: 'We are here to keep the peace and people can protest all they want, after all it's a free country provided you don't criticise us!'

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