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Thursday, 6 January 2011

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Blue Period: Jefferies is no nutter

Bristol - (Whodunnit News): A landlord bailed in the Jo Yeates murder probe has vowed to sue the media.

Pals of retired teacher Chris Jefferies had dubbed him a 'pillar of society' during his arrest and questioning by police.

But because of a typing error in a local rag Jefferies was described in highly unflattering terms.

'Pillock of Society' was the headline run by the Bristol Daily Smearer alongside a photo of his dark blue hair-do.

The former Clifton College lecturer apparently dyed his thinning tresses circa 1999 to match the color of his eyes.

Colleagues at the £27,000-a-year public school had dismissed the eccentricity as nothing more than a classic 'Blue Period' - similar to that of art genius Pablo Piccasso.

Jefferies is currently out on police bail as the hunt for Jo Yeates' killer continues.

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