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Topics: Prison, Lesbian, Riot, Arson

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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Are these two really to blame?

Sussex - (Wormwood Scrubbers): Ministry of Justice bosses today blamed Ford Open Prison's openly gay woman governor for the weekend's rioting that burnt down the jail.

'Mean looking' Sharon Williams apparently sparked the blaze that caused £3million of damage to accommodation blocks.

Lags said today they'd been pissed off after seeing her holding hands with live-in lover Jackie Jefcut.

Jefcut, 69, is a prison 'screw' at Ford where she is well regarded by fellow officers.

The couple have been living together ever since Ms Williams dumped her husband to set up home with her new lady friend.

Photos of the pair appear on UK red tops today showing the tough-faced duo strolling round town.

Both sport similar muffin-top waists and 'Wot-yer-looking-at-me-for?' scowls as they saunter idly down the High Street.

Prisons charity the Howard League For Penile Reform said today people should mind their own business 'and shut-the-f**k-up, OK?'

HMP Ford may now be razed to the ground.

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