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Sunday, 2 January 2011

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It is with the greatest of pleasure that we at the Royal sponsored Inchcock Gazette, have to report that Police Officers in the Nottingham UK, are to be awarded with a humanitarian award for their kind, caring nature, and wonderfully helpful nature shown towards motorists, security guards, children, and protesters.

The leader of the Nottingham City Council explained: "This is a chance for the population of this wonderfully picturesque city to show their appreciation for the magnificent, kind, and gentle Police Service members we can rely on for our safety and comfort."

The award will be presented by Steven Seagal and Prime Minister David Cameron at the Theatre Royal on January 9th.

The presentation will take place at approximately 2100hrs, after Elvis finishes singing 'Don't Be Cruel', accompanied by Nat King Cole and Bix Beiderbecke.

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