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Thursday, 30 December 2010

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Mr O'Realy

The Belfast water shortage was brought to and end this morning when Ardle O'Realy, Minister for Water shortages, rattled out his new strategy for a long term solution.

Speaking at the press conference, Mr O'realy said;

"Oye was tinking der udder noyt, dat we is harvin a bit of a bad tyme at der moment, and wot we need is a solution to dis prablem.

So, me an a cupple of der lads had a bit of a tink an den went to der pub. In der marning, we went to der cafe, and while havin me breakfast, it came to me!

We is going to move der whole of Belfast to der lake distric in England! Oye've had a word wid me cousin who runs der council over dar and he's letting us have it for one hundred grand!

Me mate has offered to take der mony over dar this evening and bring back der keys wiv him!"

Mr O'Realy's cousin and his mate have not been seen since boarding a plane at Heathrow last night.

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