Written by Inhopeless
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Topics: Christmas

Saturday, 25 December 2010

LONDON - In a last minute bid, Christmas, the national holiday for many in the western world, will be renamed.

The holiday, which has been renamed WinterFest to avoid offending anyone who actually gave a shit about it (ZERO), will be renamed to Spendover, after the act of defaulting on cards for many consumers due to 'spendovers'.

"Christmas was supposed to be about the baby Jesus," said a business insider. "However, Jesus was born in the summer. Also, it has become more of a secular festival, dedicated to the birth of sales and consumerism. It's not exactly, 'Christ'-mas if the only thing people are thinking about is buying Xbox Kinect or the new Dior perfume."

The people at the head of the Christian churches don't actually give a damn any more, because more people watch Location, Location, Location every week than go to church.

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