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Friday, 24 December 2010

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Most everyone who has seen the Royal Wedding Commemorative Coin with botched likenesses of Kate Middleton and Prince William are coming up with some very unkind things to say about them. Everything from calling William a "hunka hunka burnin' love" to "whoa, how many times do you think Kate got stung by those bees?"

But the cruelest comparison made between the Prince and his future bride's likenesses on the coin and someone in the public's eye right now are Snooki and the Situation of Jersey Shore fame. "It's just a slap inna face, is wah it is," claims Fergie, a former member of the British Royal Family. "I mean, even my piccie on Andy's and my commemorative coin made me look thin and blimey, look at me."

Kate, in tears over the situation, claims that she actually knows who Snooki and the Situation are and is reported as saying that she would rather be compared to Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog than those two human rejects.

Well, from what critics are saying, she wouldn't be too far off from the Miss Piggy comparison; however, most are in agreement that Prince William's likeness looks nothing like a frog. Besides, they say, isn't a princess supposed to be kissing a toad in the fairy tales?

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