A sensible doggy caught up in the freeezing weather in Scotland did what most sensible doggies would do in such weather, jump on a bus.
Apparently the doggy had a frozen tail, frozen nose, frozen cojones and lumps of ice were frozen to his fur. He saw a passing 89 sliding to the next bus stop and jumped on board without the driver noticing it.
Joyriding for the next couple of hours and sitting comfortably against the heating the doggy thawed out and thought to himself, "hoots man, this is pretty cool here!"
He got away with his joyriding until a mean controller entered the bus and demanded his ticket, oops?
After keeping him at arm's length for a period of time through snarling and flashing his teeth eventually his stomach succumbed and was carried away in a doggy basket to the local RSPCA.
The doggy, a tiny Scottish terrier (scary), is now recovering well from his ordeal (not the confrontation with the controller) in a cosy warm kennel waiting for someone to claim him or adopt him, aaahh!
A happy end to a Christmas tail (wagging) and enough to bring a tear to the eye / JO in sunny Bangalore, India.