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Friday, 24 December 2010

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Who'd have thought it? Another headline warranting a picture of a bosom!

BBC's gorgeous gaggle of newsreading babes are to display their feminine charms in a one-off Christmas programme tomorrow.

In a pre-recorded show to air after the 9pm bulletin on Christmas day, a bevy of topless news women will review the year.

The girls - including Susanna Reid, Sian Williams, Fiona Bruce and Kate Silverton - will have their knockers out as they discuss the main points of 2010's news.

A special feature will have weather woman Carol Kirkwood in suspenders, open-crotch panties and half-cup brassiere discussing the year's weather issues - including the volcanic dust cloud and the increasingly severe winters the UK is experiencing.

A spokesman for the ladies said: "This is basically an attempt to put an end to all the frankly smutty speculation surrounding the news women.

"They are fed up with suggestive headlines and stories on news sites like The Spoof which speculate about their forms. So, they got tegether and decided that a one-off tits-out spectacular would put and end to it once and for all."

As we went to press, the full line-up had not been released, but it is believed in BBC cirlces that Newsnight's Kirsty Wark and political correspondent Laura Kuenssberg are set to join in the jugs spectacular.

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