Yes, 'cheeky burglars' abound in part of England. So far they have struck four times. Each time they have made a "clean" getaway.
Police are said to be looking for three 'squeaky-clean' men in their early 20s, according to forensic expert, Luke Infakloos of Shropshire, who gave us an interview this afternoon, saying,
"We have collected pubic hairs from all hot tubs involved and family members who use them - as well as friends. We are now trying to identify the culprits by using our newly puchased, enormously expensive PHIUK or Pubic Hair Inspection Unit Kubicle.
So far we have not had any hits as we have no pubic hairs from any convicted buglars in our system. But it's a start."
The family's who are victims of these crimes all say that they are NOT worried about the material goods stolen but ARE very worried about the fact that these burglars may have urinated in their hot tubs.
None of them have ventured into their tubs for a soak since the incidents, calling the thieves 'cheeky bastards'. Some are seeking therapy whilst others are just out buying lots of bleach and disinfectant.
More as this story unfolds.