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Saturday, 18 December 2010

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The World's Largest Gay Club.

Nigel Evans, deputy speaker of the House of Commons and Conservative MP for Ribble Valley has announced in an interview that he is gay - or what some refer to as a 'snake charmer'

The plucky Tory has decided to play out, as they describe it in gay circles. Or in other circles 'come out.'

Mr Evans admission brings the total number of Conservative MPs who are openly on the other bus, to thirteen. Which officially makes the Conservatives the gayest party in the house.

A spokesperson from Glad To Be Gay, Humphrey Felcher, said that GTBG were delighted and proud that Mr Evans has finally elected to come clean over his sexuality - which has been the subject of speculation for some time. He told Skoob News:

"It's great news for the pink lobby that Nigel Evans has opened up about his sexual preferences. It takes great courage to take a step like this, especially if you're a Tory. We just wish that everyybody, not just those in public life would admit that they're gay. Then we could take over the world and make it a really joyful, swinging, gay world where wars would no longer be necessary because nations in dispute could settle their differences with catty backbiting and bitchy comments. The whole world is really gay. We just wish that everybody would admit it."

Skoob News's top reporter, Skoob, told Skoob News and himself that he was horrified to read all of the above. He told us:

"The whole world is really gay is it? Bollocks! I'm not homophobic at all, but you'd never catch me sitting down to piss, or messing about with some other bloke's fucking joystick. I like ladies, because they're soft and fluffy, and they smell nice, and everything is how it should be. If everybody in the world was gay, the human race would die out. Where would we be then? Eh? Eh? Kinell!"

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