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Friday, 17 December 2010

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A terrible torturer of cats, known only by the name Korkuc, fled from his home town of Buffalo to Maryland in America in a vain attempt to avoid the police.

When the Maryland cops heard what Kurkuc had done they agreed immediately to have him extradited back to Buffalo, where he was tried and sent to prison for aggravated cruelty.

The cat had been prepared by Kikuc for a meal. The animal was found in a liquid mixture of oil, crushed pepper, salt and other ingredients. The animal had been marinated in preperation for a tasty meal.

Yet this resilient cat survived and has been adopted by one of many people who offered a home for the distressed feline friend.

The fate of cats stuck in wheelie bins, left to wander on motorways and now prepared for eating has shocked the world of cat lovers.

Worshipped by many, these animals who can communicate by hidden impulses and should never be subject to these terrible experiences.

All Kirkuc would say in his defence was: 'We eat Buffalo don't we? Why are cats so special?' Clearly this rat of a man has no feelings and must remain in prison for as long as he might be a threat to other pussies.

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