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Topics: Wikileaks

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Serious rumblings of discontent (from our man on the inside) have been heard among many Tory MP's after Cleggies intention to feather the nests of so called asylum seekers and spend more of our precious money on their numerous children whilst shafting the honest working man.

A senior Tory said the timing of Cleggs latest blunder could not have been worse, so soon after his about turn on tuition fee increases. "Just as well it's not an election year,"he added wryly, "this guy is acing more like Gordon Brown every day."

This is certainly becoming our great winter of discontent with the energy company bosses laughing all the way to the bank at the thought of their enormous Xmas bonuses.

Milliband suggested nationalising the energy companies, down at the pub last night.

What about this little snippet? Bob Ainsworth is reputed to have bought some farming land suitable for poppy growing, so no wonder wants to see hard drugs legalised. However, one can see the logic in doing the criminal gangs out of their ill gotten gains. Most intelligent people agree with the idea of the profits from drug sales going into the government coffers if they take over the growing and distribution. It might lower our income tax burden or even result in a decrease in VAT.

The Taliban will be more than a little pissed off if they lose their main source of revenue, so Bob had better watch his back.

On a lighter note, the Irish moon project has failed because they can no longer afford the cost of the scaffolding.

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