In another leaked memo it appears that the government is at odds with the palace regarding the burgeoning cost of the next royal wedding when William Windsor marries his granite faced commoner. The total cost is being withheld for the present, but we await the next official leak with baited breath.
We are all facing cuts in services across the board as well as many poor sods losing their jobs and here we are faced with the horrendous cost of a royal wedding and an unaffordable extra days holiday.
Why can't he just shack up with her as the new labour leader has done with his female and just carry on receiving full benefits as we assume he is already in receipt of. Bang out a couple of kids before they split and hope they don't have the dreaded disease all the royals deny knowledge of.
There is even mention of making the royals redundant entities and sending them out to work as the government intends to do with all work-shy scroungers. This saving alone will fund another few hundred thousand asylum seekers per year.
Might as well flog off the palaces and the cars to the Arabs because they own half of the country to begin with.
A spokesman for the students union said, not before time, and they fully support the government on this issue.