London - (Bottomfeeders): Movie maker Ken Roach, investigative hack John Pilchard and Z-list celeb Jemima Kharp were named today as the usual suspects.
The trio has provided Westmonster Magistrates Court with a £200,000 surety.
This will see Julian Assange electronically tagged pending extradition proceedings.
The Wikileaks founder is behind a stunningly successful phishing expedition on confidential diplomatic cables.
Of the many politicians around the world that he has hacked off with his revelations are Hillary 'Trout Pout' Clinton and Alaskan Moose-on-the-Loose Sarah Palin.
Assange will be fitted up with an ankle bracelet - believed to be identical to that worn by sick-as-a-parrot ex-Pretty Polly fugitive from justice Asshole (sic) Nadir.
Speaking via interpreters outside the court this afternoon Assange said 'All those ****ing bastards who have ****ing hounded me will now be ****ing very sorry for what they effing did, bla bla...'
Judge Dread is 69.