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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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British Cabinet Ministers are concerned about the spread of specific rural contaminations into Government Offices, and Parliament in particular.

Secretary of State for the Home Department, and Minister for Women and Equalities - The Rt Hon Theresa Mayifasked, clarified the concerns of the Government, while opposition Shadow Health Secretary John Healit thought the affects of Foot in the Mouth had already affected cabinet members severely.

He expressed his concern that the Rt Hon Theresa Mayifasked is also showing signs of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), commonly known as mad-cow disease. or it could just be the well known Infectious Disease 'Trustintruthscolopathy' (TITS), so rampant with the confines of the British Government for many years now.

Government Ministers have assured members that there is no cause for panic of worrying, stated William Hague. He has arranged for health checks and monitoring to be available for members via the Notinmybedwithme Lavender Lovers Health Concerns Association, to supply support when requested.

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