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Monday, 13 December 2010

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Mr Scouser 'finding' some new wheels

In a survey by Insurance people L<ss Than, 70,600 homes are likely to be burgled over the Christmas period.

L<ss Than spokespersonnage Morry Poll said, "It's a shocking statistic, moreso when you consider that over 95% of the offences will happen in Liverpool, and astonishingly, by just one man."

That man was today named as Robin Scouser from Whiston. He was on his way out as we caught up with him getting into his white van, already balaclava'd.

"The thing is," he told us, "I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. My main problem is that the Busys call it theft."

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