London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit.
But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week.
Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple known and William and Kate are pictured pulling a farce one.
Decades of successful impersonation has seen the nuptial wannabes milk yet more public credulity with their latest stand-up routine.
This promises yet another totally useless royal wedding - at a cost to UK taxpayers of a minimum £25 million in security and policing.
'William' was outed by Spoof News this year has Tony Blair's son by serial plagiarist and story thoef JK Rowling.
He is a half brother to Blair's other bastards David Beckham (by feckless ex-No 10 'gatekeeper' Anji Hunter) and David Cameron - son of a mystery Liverpool woman believed to be related to various Popes.
And 'Kate' Middleton'?
"She's Cherry Bush's daughter alright," Palace sources admitted grimly today, "did you really think it was a secret?"
Three top contenders vie for Middleton's actual paternity.
In no particular order they are Mark Thatcher (2/1), George W Bush (6/4) and Bill Clinton (5/4 with a run).
The 29 April 2011 wedding is certain to end up in the hystery books.