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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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Nick Clegg on a road to nowhere

A Sat Nav with the voice of Nick Clegg has had to be withdrawn from sale after furious complaints from customers.

Angry motorists said that they had found innumerable problems with the device. According to one: "I listened to Nick and followed his instructions, trusting he knew where he was going. But after a bit I found that I was always being asked to go right and that very soon I was completely lost and did not believe that the Nick Clegg Sat Nav knew where it was. Not that stopped him wanting me to go further and further to the right"

Another driver complained:"Never mind where I said I wanted to go, we always seemed to end up following a blue juggernaut that was driven so badly it lurched catastrophically to the right!"

Owners of the Ed Miliband Sat Nav were not much happier: "When I said where we wanted to go, the voice just replied that we should stay where we were and ask everybody who went by for the next two years."

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