Written by Katarina Frogpond2
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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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Cher Lloyd has tonight revealed that Yes the rumours are all true. The revelation came just hours before she was due to go on stage for the final time on the X-factor.

Friends say she is worried that these revelations will effect her career if she is thought to be keeping them secret so she has decided to announce them to world. But she wants people to know that she is not ashamed of anything she has done, and she did it all for the good of the nation.

And the sensational revelation is that... Cher has been leading a double life as the leader of a student riot gang called "Red Education Revolutionaries"

This is thought to be the worst group of revolutionaries in the whole riot. They were the ones who hijacked Prince Charles' car. They were the ones who broke the topshop window and it was Cher who wrote the chant. Q:Why did the Clegg cross the Road. Answer: because he said he wasn't going to."

This chant could be heard all over town on Student riot day and police insiders say they want to talk to Cher about a separate incident which involved a secret donation to the Julian Assange Wikileaks charitable foundation.

Friends say that Cher is a girl with a social conscience and she did it all for the people. Cher did all of this because she doesn't want to be just any singer/songwriter, she wants to be John Lennon.

But unfortunately friends are beginning to say that some of her performances on the X-factor these days have reminded them of another political figure with an undercover life. That's right, Anne Widdecombe, Strictly Come Dancing Dancer by day and Ninja Freedom fighter by night.

If Cher wins the X-factor tonight she plans to donate her winnings to help gangster rappers in poor parts of London. Friends also say that she is thought to be thinking of including the following lines in her winning speach.
"Peace to the Gansta's cause they need a lotta love" and..

"Feed Africa cos they got not food," and in addition to that line..

"but don't feed Mary because she ate all the pies in the X-factor house, and I didn't get none, That's why am so skinny"

Katarina Frogpond thinks this is a girl who is going to change the world.

By Katarina Frogpond

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