A well ignored Spoofer unexpectedly broke his finger today in a freak accident, involving beer and music.
The reporter was covering a story involving a local band, when his finger became entangled in a drum kit, left unattended in a rehearsal room.
Attempting to get a scoop on local musical activity, the spoofer innocently asked 'what's that', pointing to a piece of musical equipment, when his finger was snapped.
The exclamation was unrepeatable, but the crack of bone left those present under no illusion that the finger, being the smallest and most fragile of the digits present, was indeed broken.
Asked why he 'pointed' with his little finger, the spoofer could only manage a muted reply of 'ooohh'.
Swelling had begun to take over, when the reporter reached the public house most local to him. Taking on board several Jack Daniels and enough lager to numb the pain, the spoofist was last seen walking home, with his now swollen finger outstretched, like a posh person sampling a thimble full of coffee for the first time!
The only intelligible words from his lips were a mixture of 'OWWWWW' and 'happy birfdee Skoob!!!'
The Skoob in question is yet to be found.