London - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): A deep space sarcophagus commissioned by the Illuminati for the death of Queen Elizabeth streaked across British skies at dusk yesterday.
Government spin doctors immediately dubbed it 'a Gemenid meteor fireball, heheheh!' as images of the flying tomb jammed cyberspace.
Clearly visible insignia on the inter-galactic hearse, however, bore the House of Windsor livery of a golden-crowned double-headed serpent.
Recumbent against a pleasant green background the boa constrictor-like heraldic crest displays all the hallmarks of the Ophiuchus Cannabinoidis star cluster.
"That's the snake-in-the-grass constellation," a NASA spokesman commented today from the space agency's Roswell HQ.
The serpentine coat of arms flashed brilliantly in the evening sky as the low hung trajectory homed in on Wales.
The Principality has been the subject of a five thousand year-old ancient Egyptian curse for besmirching the reputation of Queen Nefertiti.
According to legend only the incarceration and public execution of the False Prince can atone for the dire crimes committed against her.
The Apollo 11 moon landings hoax might be finally debunked tomorrow.