London, England. A large tyrannosaurus rex has emerged from the Scottish highlands and has terrorised people living in the English towns of the north. Huge masses of people were seen fleeing settlements ahead of the dinosaur's invasion, even Police were scarpering just as quickly.
The giant reptile trampled on everything in its way, including parked cars, public conveniences and Wimpy burger chains. Apparently, the beast can be heard many miles before he reaches his next destination, such is his guttural roar.
"He's a fearsome beastie alright" said Mr Fred Tolpuddle of Huddersfield "ay, he could play front row for the Rovers."
The dinosaur was last seen digesting a Shetland pony that had fatally crossed the animal's path.
Officials are torn between killing the reptile or giving him a role in a movie. The last option was very recently being given considerable thought.