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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

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Some were moonlighting as pole dancers at the Whitehall Illuminati Pleasure Palace

London - (Reuterus): A police sting op has uncovered dozens of nubile Russian mata haris in the Palace of Westmonster.

Described as a veritable horny - er...whornet's! - nest of espionage it's full of blonde, leggy sirens prone to wearing expensive see-thru underwear.

Mostly they intern for dotty-looking House of Commons beardies and other undesirables.

But come nightfall many of these Tatianas, Oksanas and Ivanas supplement meagre clerical wages by working as strippers and exotic dancers.

UK Diplomatic Protection Racket cops said today the women were caught moonlighting as pole dancers at the nearby Whitehall Illuminati Pleasure Palace.

The exotic ring was unmasked after sexy blue-eyed Parliamentary aide Katia Zatuliveter was outed as a KGB mole.

A CCTV camera had caught her packing glittery pole-dancing bikinis into her House of Commons locker.

Cops then bugged the minimalist lurex two-piece and tracked Ms Zee by SatNav-enabled technology.

Dozens of her fellow snoopettes were then revealed to be next generation of wannabe Anna Chapmans.

Of course they all deny being at it.

But a fast-track extradition process sees ringleader Katia Zee about to receive the order of the royal boot back to her motherland of Russia.

Portsmouth MP Mike Hancock said today it's all a big cock-up and he's innocent of procuring these lovely ladies.

Police have given him a further 24 hours to prove he's been framed for England's loss of the 2018 World Cup to the Russians.

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