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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Julian Assange - not all he was

Julian Assange has had a taste of his own medicine. His website has let it be known that Mr Assange has had hugely important letters stolen. Currently Wikileaks are alleging that the CIA are behind the theft of the four crucial letters, but there is no getting away from the result that Mr Assange looks very silly indeed.

The four letters in question are ANGE - and since their disappearance the world's most famous whistle-blower has had to go by the name of Mr Ass. "It is very difficult to be taken seriously when you are known as Mr Ass" He told the world. "I am trying to bring the reality of the shadowy world of international diplomacy to light, which is hard when you are called Mr Ass"

Hilary Clinton denied that the CIA had anything to do with the theft, but could hardly contain her glee. "It would seem that Mr Ass finds himself in something of a hole." She said

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