Written by masterchev

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Topics: Wales, Winter

Saturday, 4 December 2010

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Average Welshman right now.

Temperatures of -20 degrees. Snow everywhere. The curse of the old lady eskimos.

This is officially the worst Welsh Winter ever.

Usually used to temperatures of about 1 degree, Wales has underperformed yet again: cocking up everyone's plans.

Scariest of all are the old lady eskimos: Celtic women who descend from the Valley to wreak havoc by attempting to drive Skodas and bickering about arthritis.

Welsh civilians are currently in the process of burning tuition fees... I mean... log reserves to keep warm and toasty.

However, one hundred million damp anoraks have to be burned following the permanent rainwater involved become frozen: leaving many Welsh stuck inside their raincoats for another reason.

More as we get it.

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