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Friday, 3 December 2010

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Is it Stephen the window cleaner or the real thing, ask sexy Audrey?

A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin!

Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainly got out of hand. His favourite customer, sexy Audry, who loves laying in the bath whilst Stephen leathers and polishes her bathroom windows got the shock of her life.

Audrey, relaxing naked in the steamy, scented water expecting Stephen to climb up the ladder to get his usual "mug" full nearly had a heart attack as the face of Bin Laden peered through the window instead.

She bolted out of her bathhroom naked, rang 999 and the police arrived with Stephen still up on the ladder doing his job, laughing hysterically.

Normally Audrey gives Stephen a "stiff one" and crumpets after the job (wink, wink), but this time all Stephen got was a pair of handcuffs (not the usual pink one's that Audrey likes) and a hefty fine too!

He's promised never to shock Audrey again, but was recently sighted driving around Buckingham Palace with his Bin mask on, hoping to catch the Queen's attention, there's a lot of windows at the palace! Prankster!

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