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Friday, 3 December 2010

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Sheer effin arrogance of England pall-bearers who conned the nation into buying their schmooze

London - (Balls-up Mess): Bollox PR of three shameless self-publicists is what did it.

A cyber postmortem says today the footie world just can't get it up for the Tosspot Trio.

Wannabe legends Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor barely raised a flutter in the gonads department - despite all that shiny suited sports diplomacy.

Unlike Putin's men and their Gazprom dollars.

A bleak FA HQ autopsy at lunchtime attempted to smear the media for yesterday's limp dick.

But footie fans retalliated, blaming the sheer f***ing arrogance of England's flag-bearers for conning the nation into buying their schmooze.

"Besides, FIFA bigwigs all knew that those flaccid Three Lions are all DNA sons of warmonger Blair," a new Wikileaks trranscript added with glee.

Wayne Rooney's bookmaker is a Zurich Gnome.

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