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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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UN war crimes prosecutor says Hillary is a paranoid psychotic bitch with a massive inferiority complex, bla bla

London - (Whistleblowjobs Mess): "Same old sordid Clinton bollox," former UN war crimes prosecutor Dame Mora Montague recalled today.

The judge was briefing a press conference about Wikileaks disclosures claiming Hillary spied on UN diplomats.

"That's the very least of what she did to us," Dame Mora continued, "and for once that odious Wikileaks site has got it right.

"Hill and Bill are nothing more than the lying, cheating, snooping, cyber-phishing schmucks we always knew them to be.

"Diplomatic immunity? Means nothing to them, they've been spying on everyone for decades.

"Take what happened during the 1995 UK trip when they stayed with us at Larkspur Castle," the former top ranking UN judge continued.

"We'd had a hunch they'd taped our calls, stolen our mail, rifled through our garbage and skimmed our bank accounts - not to mention poisoning Pixie, my husband's lovely golden retriever.

"Even so we fixed up the East Wing real nice for their stay, spending $20 million on the refurbishment.

"And then what?

"In the middle of the night we caught them prising our priceless Picassos off their wall hangings, downloading the internal security alarm protocols and filling endless suitcases with our irreplaceable 17th century Venetian silver!

"My husband then found them sneaking out through the butler's pantry - trying to hot-wire the '44 Bugatti - ahead of a quickie getaway via Lydd Airport.

"Well they sure screwed bigtime!

"Anyone know how to post the video on that YouBoob! channel that hosts the Queen?"

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