MI6 have tonight declared the death of a leading bathroom manufacturer suspicious. They believe he was the victim of a terrible case of mistaken identity.
It was first thought that Mr Damien Brown committed suicide, just after his company went down the plughole due to competition from Chinese competitors, but now it seems that things have taken a suspicious turn. That suspicious turn may even lead in the direction of a CIA WikiLeaks investigation.
Friends of Mr Brown have revealed that suspicious characters had been seen observing his comings and goings from a building across the street that contained a telescope. And Mr Brown had said he had the feeling that his computer was spying on him. Sometimes he said his web-cam looked like a cyclops that followed him around the room.
Mr Brown also intimated to a special friend he had just met called Katie, that he felt he had been a victim of mistaken identity. He was heard to tell Katie in a cafe,"They think I'm that bloke who leaks all the documents. I'm under suspicion. I've been told I'm on a hit list."
Katie was heard to reassure him that she didn't think that was true but he continued by saying "I know I said I wanted to kill myself when my loos when down the plug hole, but now I know I'm on a CIA hitlist, I want to live.
The Police have appealed for Katie to come forward and give them any information she thinks might be of use to the investigation. The story continues.
By Katarina Frogpond