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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Maggie's Boot Boys Reborn For The 21st Century

Sky News anchor, Anna Botting was visibly shaken on live TV last night as student demonstrators, protesting at the Lib-Dem cop out on education fees, were heard calling Sky News reporter, Jeremy Bender, a 'Wanker' live on air from Trafalgar Square.

In the snow.

Even more disturbingly, a second student was heard shouting that Sky News is bourgeois TV - an issue which Anna Botting deftly sidestepped by talking about the weather, and frowning a lot, almost as if she's announcing:

"Here is the news and you WILL HAVE IT! Whether you like it or not. But it's MY news! I'm THE DADDY HERE! Got it?"

Wow, seems like petite blonde ghoul Anna is the person really running the country.

SEN's Buffty Ginslinger told us:

"Look, it's like this: It's the way of the world old son. Anna Botting may well be a creeping grovelling arse licking bitch with as much decorum as a fucking chip pan, but at least she's got the bottle to put her head over the parapet. Unlike that slimy bastard Clegg - who wouldn't keep a promise to a dying loved one. Or that toad, Cameron. We all know that it's Rupert Murdoch and Sky News who form political opinion in this country."

As we went to press, the students had started throwing things at police lines, and mounting disobedient charges.

Had Margaret Thatcher been dead, she'd have undoubtedly been turning in her grave.

More as we get it.

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