Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew, the Duke of York has praised the British education services with the quoted comment, "In the UK, we have the best geography teachers in the world!"
The Duke of York has also railed at British anti-corruption investigators, who had had the "idiocy" of almost scuttling the Al-Yamama deal with Saudi Arabia and also joked 'They won't need to make any changes to attract the French either."
Prince Andrew has also reacted with almost neuralgic patriotism, in comparing the United States and United Kingdom, "The Americans don't understand geography!"
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York has also a word for the British Press, "These (expletive) journalists, especially from the National Guardian, who poke their noses everywhere' and (presumably) make it harder for British businessmen to do business."
The crowds at Buckingham Palace are clapping and roaring their approval at the Duke of York this evening.