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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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More cock anyone?

Percy Phallus fancies himself as a bit of a spoofer. He currently writes on various blogs, as well as on the humour pages of the Scientology and Jehovah's Witness websites.

For a while, Phallus has been feeling that things have been getting a little bit stale and he has been on the look out for fresh pastures.

Phallus told us, "I stumbled across The Spoof website and thought, hey, this looks promising. But then I read a number of pieces and was disappointed to find a dearth of stories about penises, peckers, todgers, one-eyed snakes, trouser pythons, schlongs and the like. There was also little in the way of boobies, breasts, jugs, nunga-nungas, threps, airbags and tits".

Phallus went on to say, "The reading public doesn't want stories about dead or pre-pubescent pop stars, nor does it want endless stories about reality TV, talent shows and politicians. What you spoofers need to understand is that it is penises, tits, bums and fannies which get the attention. People want to read about a bit of 'how's your father' and some 'slap & tickle'. When I start writing, every story will have a cock in it, along with a couple of birds with huge tits, and there will always be a moral at the end".

Phallus was last seen working on an amateur housewife gangbang story, written from a climate change perspective. We wait with bated breath.

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