Written by Ryan Woods
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Topics: Labour, ed Miliband

Monday, 29 November 2010

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Dancing waist deep in water, coming soon to ITV

It has been revealed today that Labour leader Ed Miliband is to take part in a new scaled down version of dancing on ice, now renamed dancing waist deep in water. It is so named due to financial cutbacks in the ITV Budget meaning the rink can no longer be frozen.

Ed, who has already been described as having two left feet, is said to be the second favourite with the public, but favourite amongst the judges meaning he will probably win anyway.

Who Ed's partner will be for the competition is not clear, however recent rumous suggest either Edwina Balls or Andrea Burnham.

Whoever it is, one thing is for sure, Ed is bound to be a contender and is definitely one to watch whoever partners him.

Other contestants include Gillian Mckeith, Ann Widdecombe and Wagner.

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