Written by Bob Muppet
Print this

Thursday, 11 September 2003

Sex goddess, Britney Spears, astounded her fans with claims that her bra was haunted by the ghost of Elvis.

‘Nobody knows where the sound comes from, but my 34 D cups make better music than any digital system I've ever come across', she confessed.

‘Sometimes I feel that Elvis is trying to give me a message for the world.

My bra has picked up all the ‘Kings' compilation albums and sometimes I get some of the rare stuff from his wild Las Vegas concerts.

I have given my bra to several psychics for testing, but the music only plays when I wear it. Nobody can understand the mystic forces that are at play.'

This view was shared by Russell Grant, a top astrologer.

‘Britney's bra seems to be a law onto itself. Some people say that it's a form of ferro-resonance in the wire cup supports that picks up the radio waves, but nobody can say for sure.'

Others say that it's the ghost of Elvis trying to keep abreast of the modern pop-scene.

Make Bob Muppet's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Related Stories...


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 2?

9 12 6 19
41 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more