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Monday, 29 November 2010

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Williams was a master of disguise

London - (Spy-in-the-Sky Mess): The brilliant creator of the Stuxnet cybermunition program 'was probably deleted for the malware's protocols'.

And a damning Wikileaks indictment is set to name some of the KGB/Mossad double agents in the frame.

Transcripts of US intelligence traffic seen by Spoof News sources allege the gang stalked Williams for a huge $$$s bounty.

This was raised by ex-KGB spook Alexander Lebedev's First Pyongyang Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement.

The Moscow-based bank was raided earlier this month following a tip-off from the UK's Spurious & Disorganised Crime Agency.

Its Vatican branch had earlier been raided by the FBI in a well-crafted FBI sting op after the Pope's September UK visit.

Commenting on the allegations a UK intelligence agency source said today 'WTF?'

Anna Chapman is 69.

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