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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Hands up all those filthy lying bastard scumbags who are really Prince William's Pa...

London - (Death Star Stuff): The poison pus of public orifice that is William Jefferson Clinton is finally ready to burst.

Forty years of covering up this putrid boil are being exposed in a damning Wikileaks revelation.

This coincides with Monday's celestial Mar/Jupiter clash, the zodiac's trainwreckage aspect par excellence.

The aspect has the power to blow away lurid rumor, innuendo and suborned Supreme Court testimony of Clinton's filthy deceptions.

This weekend reliable sources allege the whistleblower names and shames the 'inappropriate behavior' of Prince Charles in covering up the murder of two little boys William and Harry.

And reveals the identities of doppelganger shoo-ins that replaced the brats - with mobster spawn revelling in pedigrees straight out of The Godfather.

"Yeah, it's all been a JK Rowling fantasy," Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency bosses said tonight.

"We'll give this 'royal wedding' lark a few more days and then it's straight to HMP Belmarsh for the duration."

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