The Queen was in Saudi Arabia today, where she met the King of Arabia who showed her his vast collection of paintings of horses. The Queen impressed all observers greatly by showing how much she knows about horsey art.
She exclaimed her delight upon seeing a rare Degas painting of a stallion. "Gosh, I wouldn't mind riding that one," she is heard to have said.
One Manet had her sweating in excitement. "It really is a fine beast, very muscly and strong," she said as Prince Philip looked on peevishly.
"Oh, look at the cock on that one," she gasped at one particularly risque Raphael copy.
The Queen is a well known lover of horses and in her youth was said to have enjoyed almost as many horses as Catherine the Great. However, the late Queen Mother was even more of an equestrophile, which is allegedly what finally killed her.