A charity event was announced today by Tony Robinson to raise money for archaeology in the UK. He explained, "For many years we have had Comic Relief, which raises money through comedy. Then we had Sport Relief, which raised money through various sponsored sporting events. Then there was that one year where everyone was so sick of Comic Relief that they gave it a rest, and that was really a relief! So now it is time for Archaeology Relief."
"We will be raising money for archaeology. So many times we are digging up some bones and we have no idea whose bones they are, so we just make something up. We'll say it was from a Viking warrior or a Roman general, when probably it was just a potato farmer who died of old age."
"If we had more money, we would be able to invent better stories, and maybe get an industrial digger in instead of having to dig with out bare hands. We could get some hot babes in. Everyone loves watching hot babes digging in the earth in their bare hands. Perhaps the event should be called Hand Relief!"
"But really it's all about digging up some old crap and pretending that we're doing something useful. Who knows? One day we might dig up something valuable. Send in your money now. Us poor hairy archaeologists need it."